Monday, October 31, 2005

I saw this "installation" at the Reykjavik Art Museum downtown. Somebody is obviously also spreading the word. Loving it. Big up to all the elf-fans out there.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

I talked to a guy a while ago... I made an interview with him about his first experience with an elf. It's gonna be in my book. But I'm pasting you a quote from it. I find it really interesting to know more about guys having elven-experiences...

"The things she did was completely new to me. her mouth and throat could sort of go between big and wide and soft to, I don’t know, to this really tight pressure, like her mouth was melted to my cock, and this just created these sensations, from light strokes to vacuum. Like, you never knew what was gonna come next, what it was gonna feel like, you just realized that the next thing was better and different than the last. She build up this climb towards climax, doing better and better things all the time. Circulating the shaft, playing around with her tongue on the glans, it was as if her tongue could stimulate both head and shaft and balls at the same time. I have no idea how they do this! And then the changing of temperature. One moment she felt warm, really warm, and then her breath cooled you down, and then heat again… until you can’t hold it back any longer."

Saturday, October 29, 2005

The snow is here. Everyone has summer tires on their cars. It's dangerous to be outside because of this. I almost got killed this morning from a sliding maniac. Did I tell you about winter sex with the elves? It's great. But you have to beware of the temperature of course. Hypothermia is not the best way to end your life. And when I'm out to find a Glacier-Pickie (Jökulgikkir) I sometimes have to wait for a long long time until he comes and makes me warm :). When my body temperature falls i can get these hallucinations, and I've noticed that this state makes them really curious, and chances of hot sex increases. But it's a risky thing, wouldn't recommend this to beginners because of the freezing-to-death-hazard, lethal pleasure!

Friday, October 28, 2005

I'm so glad about the many entries on my blog! Getting kind of proud. Maybe there's hope for mankind after all! Friday afternoon now... haven't slept many hours this night... busy working on my book. And the first prototype is sort of ready. I LOVE IT! Get ready for the release all you elf lovers!!!!!!! Have a nice weekend. Get out there, get laid!

Thursday, October 27, 2005

My dean brought me this. Its a poem by Jóhannes úr Kötlum. An elf or god?

Aftur fann hún það upp á víst:
undur mjúklega á brjóstin þrýst,
- öllu öðru hún gleymdi.
Unaður, meiri en orð fá lýst,
inn í skaut hennar streymdi.

Blóðheit, frjósöm og fagurbyggð,
fann hún komið við sína dyggð,
- engan segginn þó sá hún.
Heilögum anda yfirskyggð
aftur á bak þar hún lá.

Ástleitni guðsins ofurseld,
ævintýrið það sama kveld
syrgði hin sæla meyja:
Almáttugur! Ég held...ég held...
- hvað skyldi Jósef segja?

It's basically about when Maria, mother of Jesus has sex with god, and he is invisible and great in bed ;)

I had badges made today! They look so cool. "FUCKED BY AN ELF". Do you want one too? Well you can get one, if you send me a really good story of you having sex with an elf. if you think it's too private for posting on this blog, send me an e-mail:
I'm soon going to release a book about all this! Working day and night on it (that's why I look so tired on the photo :)). I'll let you know more about it soon...

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

I went up to Kleifarvatn this morning and when I was walking to my favorite sex spot I saw this girl (slut). She had obviously found what I was looking for.
I just got sent this great story from a very lucky girl:
My experience with water-kisses!
One time some years ago at the time of year when the sun is up almost 24 hours a day in Iceland I was by this small creek at north of the country. It was early morning and the sun was coming up. The weather was very still and bright and beautiful.
Suddenly I felt the urge to get in the sea just to feel how the water touches my skin. I undressed very slowly; it was like the time was standing still.
I played on the beach for a while, run around in the sand and laughed out loud, I didn’t feel alone anymore, it was like someone was there, laughing with me, running with me, holding my hand.I stepped into the water; it felt nicely satisfying and a bit cold. I walked further and further into the deeper sea until the surface reached my waist and I stopped. For a moment I just stood still and closed my eyes, tilted my head back and listened to the sound of the water around me.
Suddenly the sound changed and now I could hear someone whisper so softly and closely to my ear. I could understand what the voice said bud it sounded so gentle and tender that I didn’t dear to open my eyes or move. I just stood still and enjoyed the moment.
Now I felt something brush against my skin, it was as the water had arisen higher and was now surrounding my breasts and rubbing them gently. The feeling rose higher and higher until I felt it on my face, the whispering was still in my ear and although I could understand a word I got more and more exited by the minute just by hearing these gentle words but they were also growing louder and sounded more kinky and arousing.
Now I had reach the point of near-satisfaction and I felt very gentle, very light and out of this world kiss on my lips, it was indescribable and arousing and at the same moment I felt this unbelievable good sensation and got this ultimate fulfillment that is hard to describe in words.
As quickly as it started it was over and everything went still.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

OK, im gonna tell you now about Hvalfjörður. The weather was fine but rather cold so I decided to take a hike. Then after an hour or so I decide to sit down and eat my picknic. I had just started eating when I felt it...I couldn't beleive it, usually I have to concentrate for a while before anyone comes. I immediately stopped eating and....well I didn't do anything else. He just took control, suddenly I was lying on my back and the next thing I knew he was undressing me. I love this! So I just lay there and all I could do was just to enjoy what was happening to me. His power kept me pinned to the earth and it entered me and exited....And he whispered to me the whole time, what he said is undescribable but it was wonderful in the sexiest way. What more can I say than it was perfect, and it went on and on....

Monday, October 24, 2005

Sticker mania. All over Reykjavik.

One of the posters I was spreading like a maniac during this weekend.
Just found this quote from Tolkien about gender equality among elves: "In all such things not concerned with the bringing forth of children, the neri and nissi (that is, the men and women) of the Eldar are equal...there was less difference in strength and speed between elven-men and elven-women that had not borne child than is seen among mortals." 
All women and girls, you must go down town at 14:08 today. We have to put a stop to this sexism right now!
If only everybody could be like the elves, they dont even know what sexism means.
See you at Lækjartorg.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Just got back from Hvalfjörður. Oh my gosh i cant beleive it! my life is great! Imagine all the people out there that have NEVER slept with an elf. All you inexperienced poor people, go out! Get laid! Was so good. all this energy around me and I couldn't really move...the force pinned me down to the earth and entered me...Perfect hangover sex, I didnt have to do anything. He just...To tired to explain, tell you later. Had so much fun at Nasa yesterday. I brought posters and made paper airplanes from them and everybody was throwing them around. And I went to the bathroom next to stage and somebody had written "Hallgerður writes again..." Almost scary but so cool, its starting to spread...

Saturday, October 22, 2005

I think I had a little bit too much to drink last nite... feel a bit wasted now. I kind of want to be fit for tomorrows excursion to Hvalfjördur. The elves doesn't like an hung-over-breath... but on the other hand i have the airwaves ticket and I want to see some good concerts. Nasa is the place tonight I guess. Looking forward to Gus Gus. Last nights adventures with putting up stickers everywhere went really good. I was in the bathroom in Gaukurinn overhearing people discussing the phrase "please yoursELF". This made me giggle. But tonight the mission is the posters. I don't know how to stick them on though, the only useful thing I have is tape. Will try this I think. Thinking of just handing them out to people as well. Highlight from yesterday was when one of the mitchell brothers (teddy or tony... can't tell them apart, sorry if you read this teddy/tony) found a sticker in his pocket. Anyway their show was great.

So... I'm really looking forward to tomorrows trip... I want to be touched in those special places ;) and I'm going to say this once and for all: People should go out more in the nature!

Friday, October 21, 2005

I'm gonna go out this weekend and spread my blog-address all over reykjavik. I bought the ticket for iceland airwaves:
It's kind of expensive but you can see a LOT of bands. Tonight i'm gonna go to the juliette and the licks concert.. maybe, or just stay at nasa the whole evening... thought I saw my favourite elf lover last night there. Damn I really need to go out in the countryside soon! Too much city-low-life for me now. Maybe sunday is a good day for some steamy action.... maybe I'll go to Hvalfjördur. I'll keep you posted.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

This is a story that an anonymous elf lover just sent me:
My experience with having sex in Icelandic nature: I was alone walking in Heiðmörk, and not a single person around. There was moonlight and warm. Suddenly this stunning blond elven lady apears right in front of me and whispers to me to follow her! I do that and she leads me to a grassy spot with trees around. We immediately start kissing and touch each other and after that comes the best moment of my life. We just roll around in the wet grass in all these positions only possible for elves...
this is so cool, I finally have a blog. And its about my favourite interest.