Friday, October 28, 2005

I'm so glad about the many entries on my blog! Getting kind of proud. Maybe there's hope for mankind after all! Friday afternoon now... haven't slept many hours this night... busy working on my book. And the first prototype is sort of ready. I LOVE IT! Get ready for the release all you elf lovers!!!!!!! Have a nice weekend. Get out there, get laid!


Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Is it possible for a human female to have an orgasm just by reading something?

5:51 PM  
Blogger MarkD60 said...

I believe yes, a female can have an orgasm just by reading something, but it has to be good!

And, I will be getting laid Sunday! But not with and elf.

1:07 AM  
Blogger El Barbudo said...

I fucked an elf once. It wasn't easy to get up behind her. I had to herd her into a corner with her arse sticking out. She was a big and I had to stand on a rock to reach. However, her mate came at me with his large horns...

...hang on a sec, that was an elK. Sorry, misunderstanding there.

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no doubt that sex with an elf is great for you, but, how is it for the elf?
I had sex with Bjork once, and it was Byuck!
Icelanders, are notoriously terrible in bed.

2:56 PM  
Blogger Hallgerdur said...

A woman can have an orgasm when ever! I'm telling you. A good thing with elves is that they can actually give you the big O just by breathing gently onto your clitoris. It's super. The thing with icelanders being bad in bed... think the problem is that we're mostly too drunk when the luck strikes (and at almost any other occassion as well). We could probably perform a lot better with less alchohol in the blood. But this might be a problem in most nordic countries... not just Iceland. Anyway, the Icelandic Elves does not drink, and they are great in bed. And that kind of sex is all I am interested in anyway. Haven't tried an elk (we don't have them here) and I don't think I ever will!

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Icelanders are terrible in bed, why would an elf want to have sex with them?
Do you have to pay the elves for this service?

3:40 PM  
Blogger Hallgerdur said...

The elves finds us humans exotic & erotic, even though we might think we suck in bed! And no, there's no money involved... come on!

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg omg omg so basically you use the elves for sex that doesnt seem right and are you sure they like it that you are bragging about it hmmmmmmmmm

8:38 PM  

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