Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Oh, I returned to this place I had a pic of in my last blog. And it was totally amazing. I had suspicions that there were some Vatnakossar (Waterkisses) in this water, so I went yesterday to check it out. It was of course very cold outside but ofcourse Im a tough Icelander so I took my clothes of and dipped one toe into the water. At first it was cold as ice, but after one seckond or so it became warmer. It was like someone was embracing my toes, sticking them into his mouth even... I was convinced I had found someone so I slipped further into the water. It was like jumping into somebodys arms. And when I found that the water was somehow both cold and hot. Like it was warm where he held me but cold where he didn't. It was so romantic, for the longest time we just embraced, enjoyed each other, but slowly the embracing became more passionate. I felt how the water, or him, entered me, it was kind of like an all over hug. Very sexy hug.... Then I suddenly came, out there in the middle of pure nature, I don't think anybody heard me...exept for him.

Friday, November 18, 2005

oops i haven't blogged since monday, my brain is dead, i'm warning you. anyway, i took this picture the other day when i was on my way to the blue lagoon with a friend visiting from germany. it's just by the highway, and still it looks so beautiful and peaceful. i don't like to go to the blue lagoon that much, but my tourist-friend really really wanted to, because she'd read about it in the lonely planet guide, and obvioulsy they said it was a must-see. so we went there. i think i enjoyed the car ride more, sitting there and spotting new potential sex-spots. found a few on the way. you know i can really see it right away. tried to make my friend stop all the time on our way, to go out and feel the vibe. she didn't want to, we just made like 5 quick stops. she was stressed to dip herself in the tourist-trap. i don't think she really gets it, what i'm doing. my passion. but it's okay. showed her my book and other stuff i've been writing, and she gets this puzzled face.... dunno. i guess i can't expect everyone to get it.

Thinking about contacting Lonely Planet. a guide to Iceland should definitely include elfsex.

Monday, November 14, 2005

I don't know if you know about Erla Stefansdottir. She's the official elf expert of Iceland, and the declearer of Hafnarfjördur as the elf capital of Iceland (I beg to differ though...) People always refer to Erla when they're talking about elves. She has made a map, and written some about them. I just read an article online about a norweigan woman who came here to spot the elves. She didn't succeed though. I mean, she started off taking the "elf-tour" in Hafnarfjördur, where you get guided by a woman that hasn't even seen the elves herself! I can't think of a better turn-off. I mean, it must be the Disneyland of elves or something. Come on. Where's the beauty in that? I would suggest for this woman to get in the Mood and get out there on her own. I don't think the elves get so jiggy if you come running with a elf-map and a guide. They're a bit more tastful than that.
Erla has some hard facts though, that are impressive (maybe not as hard as mine...) but I sometimes wonder if she had the elf-sexual experience? She doesn't mention it anywhere... maybe she's shy...:)
From the article:
"According to Erla there are about 80 different types of elves in Iceland and more than 150 in all of Northern Europe. They range in size from a mere centimeter to several hundred meters. And elves do not live only in Hafnarfjordur. Erla tells me they are everywhere around us."
If you wanna read the whole thang :

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Hi, the trip yesterday was great! I went to Þórsmörk, its supposed to be imposible to drive there now but my friend drove me (not an elf friend, they´re extremely dangerous drivers) and he has a Land Cruiser jeep with huge tires.
The drive was fun, but I didn't tell my friend what I was going to do, I don't think he would get it. Then when I got there I hiked a bit but I sat down a soon as I saw the northern lights and I was completely alone(exept for the elves of course). The lights were incredible, it was like the sky was dancing. Actually some people say that when the northern lights come the elves are dancing. But thats not really true.
I just sat there and then I felt like somebody was coming towards me little by little. I looked behind me and I saw like glympses of someone, like he wanted me to see him but he was to shy to let me. I spoke softly to him and it was like that encouraged him to come near. He slowly came to me, not speaking back and just bearly showing himself. This was the first time it was me to had to iniciate something. So I undressed myself and thought he might take off his clothes but I had to do that too, but I liked it of course. Maybe everybody enjoys having sex once in a while without having to do anything, but usually elves are the doers you know. But this was fine with me, since I was in a kind of agressive mood, after being sex-starved for so long. It was incredible, and I think he really enjoyed it too, I have to go there and find him again.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Gaaaah! I have so much to do these days. I have a meeting today with the printing people that are going to print my book. Its coming out in December and it's going to be so cool, and you'll just have to buy it. i'm only going to sell it in Iceland to begin with but you will be able to order it on the blog and I'll send it to you.
But then I have a great evening planned, finally I'm going out there. My mom is out of town so im home alone and Im going to cook for myself some nice pasta.... And then my friend is picking me up and driving me to Þórsmörk. He really cute an he's in the boy-scout rescue team and he's going to some rescue rehersal in the east of Iceland.
The sky is clear and its below cero so I'm gonna go and whatch the northern lights and.... hopefully get some action. For some reason it's much liklier to meet elves when there are northen lights. Obviously makes them horny, like a full moon makes them want to party...well and humans too. Actually northern lights make me kind of horny too. Also if I'm not getting any tonight I'll start getting desperate, I might even have sex with a troll...Haha, no just joking, Im not so fond of body hair.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Just thought of this the other day when I saw Trabant (an Icelandic glam-electro band) on television. Viddi kind of reminds me of elf sperm. Its beautiful in a shimmery and sweaty way, which is very very good, aaaahh. Maybe he had some elf action before going on stage...

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Everybody, you must read the comments on my last blog. Finally somebody sent me an sELF experience story, it's great. I happen to know who she is (but I'm keeping her identity a secret) and she is now a proud owner of a "FUCKED BY AN ELF"-badge. I have a pic of me wearing it on my blog under October.

I, unfortunatly am not as lucky as her since I have my period now, so I can't go visit the elves until friday. Well actually I have to admit that I don't know if the elves mind blood at all. So if there is anyone out there that knows anything about this, please let me know. What the hell, maybe I'll just check mysELF. Can't wait any longer...

Monday, November 07, 2005

A person commenting this blog before was asking me about sex with dwarfs, if it's the same thing as sex with elves... I said no, of course, nothing personal against dwarfs (except that they are selfish, greedy, and cunning :)) , but hey come on, they aren't elves... Anyway, I was checking wikipedia a while ago, and it seems that dwarfs were called black-elves back in the day. check:

"The Icelandic mythographer and historian Snorri Sturluson seems to have referred to dwarves (dvergar) as "dark-elves" (dökkálfar) or "black-elves" (svartálfar); whether this usage reflects wider medieval Scandinavian belief is uncertain. Elves who are not dark-elves are referred to by Snorri as "light-elves" (ljósálfar); this usage has often been connected with elves' etymological connection with whiteness. Snorri describes their differences like so:
There are many magnificent dwellings. One is there called Alfheim. There dwell the folk that are called light-elves; but the dark-elves dwell down in the earth, and they are unlike the light-elves in appearance, but much more so in deeds. The light-elves are fairer than the sun to look upon, but the dark-elves are blacker than pitch."

I wouldn't compare them at all, dunno what Snorri was thinking. I think it's humiliating, pisses me off.

There was also a comment about sex with mexicans on this blog before... but you can't compare this with elf sex either... It's getting more and more obvious to me that people has to experience this themselves since the assumptions they make are so far from the truth... sex with mexicans... duh.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Here I am. Looking my best. The party was super. Or as good as it gets with humans i mean... I am supposed to be a dead person, but I look really alive and kicking in this picture. Don't really know what the disco ball is doing in my mouth, but it looks kind of cool. Elves really like glittery things so maybe i can bring one to the next session. When ever that is going to be!!! So stressed now, finishing the book, and lots of school work on top of this... I miss the Invisibles and their lovely touches. When things are starting to be more calm, I'm gonna go out in the countryside for a whole week or something, and get what i really long for; relaxing elven intercourse. Damn, I really need it.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Check this guy out:
would sure like to meet him...

Still don't know what to wear tonight!!!

Thursday, November 03, 2005

People around me are starting to make comments. Like "hey Hallgerdur, have you fucked an elf lately?". I mean, I don't really care, just feel sorry for them who are virgins within elf sexperiences. My school is having a Halloween party tomorrow, (isn't that too late anyway?). I don't know what to dress up as yet... a slutty elf maybe haha; Sólarskækja (sun slut). They are very easy to get, and love casual sex. But there's no horror in that right? Maybe I could dress up as a elf hunter, with a rope and a huge net and a bag of knock-out-pills... the elves are sometimes into bondage, but something that is absolutely forbidden is raping en elf. It dies. And that's an extremely dreadful deed, to kill an elf... so, i could go to the party as a elf-raper. That's probably the most horrible thing i can think of... well, i'll think about it. Gonna post a picture of me in my costume later, what ever it will be.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Im always getting sent these stories from people. This one is from a girl from the USA, lets just call her Vanessa.... Check it out:
"My favourite thing about the elves is how incredibly light and flexible they are but yet so incredibly strong. I will never forget my first time with an elf, I had been lying naked in the moss for a long time, the hard lava sticking through into my back. So when he finally came to me I had been fantasizing and caressing my self and we didnt need any foreplay. He was wonderful, so smooth and beautiful but powerul, it was kind of like making love with nature itself. It was like he could read my mind, like we were both part of the same being."

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Last night, I was at a café downtown Reykjavik, Sólon. Ran into some guys from the UK. They saw me blogging and immediately reacted on the headline Sex with humans is boring. Luckily i had a copy of my book prototype and showed them. I think they really enjoyed it, and one of the guys called the icelanders crazy perverts! Haha, if he only knew the icelandic elves... Anyway, I was quite thrilled sitting there and overhearing them discussing my text, like the different positions, and what elf sperm smells like. They wanted to buy the book, but I only have the prototype yet... But soon people, December is the month. So the christmas gift of 2005 will be a cool book with a juicy content... buckle up for a bumpy ride in Iceland.