Thursday, November 03, 2005

People around me are starting to make comments. Like "hey Hallgerdur, have you fucked an elf lately?". I mean, I don't really care, just feel sorry for them who are virgins within elf sexperiences. My school is having a Halloween party tomorrow, (isn't that too late anyway?). I don't know what to dress up as yet... a slutty elf maybe haha; Sólarskækja (sun slut). They are very easy to get, and love casual sex. But there's no horror in that right? Maybe I could dress up as a elf hunter, with a rope and a huge net and a bag of knock-out-pills... the elves are sometimes into bondage, but something that is absolutely forbidden is raping en elf. It dies. And that's an extremely dreadful deed, to kill an elf... so, i could go to the party as a elf-raper. That's probably the most horrible thing i can think of... well, i'll think about it. Gonna post a picture of me in my costume later, what ever it will be.


Blogger El Barbudo said...

You'd better hope that no elves saw you dressed like that. If they are not familiar with the cultural idea of Halloween, and saw you dressed up as an elf-raper, then word might get around and you may never be fucked by an elf again.

7:19 PM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Beware of people who dress up as elves to trick elf-lovers into having sex with them. If you are mounted by a fake elf you'll be the laughing stock of Iceland. Can elves make women pregnant?

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would think they could that is why there is half-elves lmfao hahahahaha


11:58 PM  

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