Tuesday, December 27, 2005

People, dont forget that Christmas-time is the time to give, like we say in Icelandic: "Sælla er að gefa en þiggja" ( Its better to give than take). This also applies for sex....have fun!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Hi, here's a translation of two storeis that people wrote for me during the exhibition:
"I had slept with a few guys but never had an orgasm!!! I was lying all by myself on my poarch sunbathing when my mind filled...and exploded! :) Boys are wonderful but elves are perfect!!!" -Barbara
"I was fucked by an ELF last night...
Unbeleivable experience...
Amasing feeling...
Thanks for opening my eyes...
XXX"
The last one was like a poem, kind of fits the subject.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

I was so desperate for sex after this crazy weeks and the exhibition last weekend that last night I borrowed my friends car (she was getting drunk in Kaffibarinn anyway) and drove it to Hafravatn. It is very close to Reykjavík so it only took me a short time to reach my destination. Which was fortunate since I vas eager to have sex.
I found a quiet spot close to the lake, jumped out of the car, ripped my clothes off and lay down in the moss... I didn't have to think about the cold because my body was all warm, wet and ready. I could sense him instantly but it was a little while before he came closer in the meantime I came more calm but still eager and soooooo ready.
The sex was awesome and so needed. I think last night I met an Elf type Grjótormur (RockWorm) which is strange since I wasn't in Dalalæða, but there was a walley and maby some fog... I did not pay so much attention to the surrondings because all my senses were focused on him.
Im going there again, I want to meet this elf again. He was unbelivable.....

Monday, December 12, 2005

The book is now for sale in the bookstore Mál og Menning, The tourist information, the store Kirsuberjatréð, Dogma and Naked Ape. Exhibition is over now. Went really fine, so nice to see so many people wear the badge "Fucked by an elf", and they wore it with pride! I'm doing the elves a real favour, because imagine now how many new sexual partners they will get. And doing the humans a great favour too of course... Everybody will get happier.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

The opening in Hafnarhúsið went really well. There were really many people an I sold like 60 books. Im so glad people are finally getting this. Now I will be rich and famous, muahahahaaaaaa!

Thursday, December 08, 2005



Me and my companion Ása preparing for the opening in Hafnarhusid tomorrow. It starts at FIVE o' clock. And is open until sunday. Picking up the books tonight, and the badges... made more of them today... I am seriously a bit nervous about tomorrow, but also very much excited.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Im so excited! Theyre printing my book as we speak and it will be ready tomorrow or thursday. And im going on an interview tomorrow on the Icelands National Broadcasting Service, but it wont be aired until friday at 15:00. Im also giong to be on this radioshow Zúber on FM 957. Am kind of nervous since Ive never been on the radio before but of course i know almost everything about the elves so ill probably be fine. Finally im getting the attention i and the elves deserve, now lots of people will hear about this beautiful thing and everybody who will try it will be sexually fulfilled and happy. I think this is very important in the extreme darkness of this time of year. Maybe the world will be a better place when more people have wonderful sex with gorgeous elves.
If youre in Iceland, dont forget about the show and launch of the book in Hafnarhúsið next weekend, everybody welcome!

Monday, December 05, 2005



I am on my way to the printing house to deliver the print proof of the book, It is being printed any minute now!!! Can't wait to see it. For real. This weekend i was doing the sticker coup again. Because on friday I'm ready to communicate my message in an official way. At three o clock in Hafnarhusid, Listasafn Reykjavik. I am gonna be there. The book is gonna be there. You are gonna be there. And hopefully some elves too. And maybe some free drinks. Okay, gotta hurrry...