Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Hi, here's a translation of two storeis that people wrote for me during the exhibition:
"I had slept with a few guys but never had an orgasm!!! I was lying all by myself on my poarch sunbathing when my mind filled...and exploded! :) Boys are wonderful but elves are perfect!!!" -Barbara
"I was fucked by an ELF last night...
Unbeleivable experience...
Amasing feeling...
Thanks for opening my eyes...
The last one was like a poem, kind of fits the subject.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear chick, I think you need to retitle your book unless you plan on fucking a dog in the next chapter, it would boost sales.

1:56 AM  
Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

When you are 40 years old, will your elf lovers forsake you for younger human females?

3:58 PM  
Blogger Hallgerdur said...

why would anyone want to fuck a dog?

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think that it would be a bad idea for elves and humans to go beyond being just friends/bed buddys because elves will live longer then us and it would cause to much pain for both if they were truly in love but thats just my opinion

P.S Hi schmeby

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont agree with this site it seems more like a money scam if there are elves tell them to come find me so i can see for myself. Since they are magic and all they should have no problem. i am not making a joke i love elves but i have never met one so how else could i know but to see for my self

Angie Geno not real name

10:18 PM  

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