Tuesday, December 27, 2005

People, dont forget that Christmas-time is the time to give, like we say in Icelandic: "Sælla er að gefa en þiggja" ( Its better to give than take). This also applies for sex....have fun!

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey i live in canada, ontario where are there elves there i dont wanna fuck them i just wanna meet one to find out more about them i have always been fasinated with them. Also i think i seen a faerie before may be it was a ghost but it used to help me out all the time when i was pregnant i started seeing him when i was aout 6 or 7 but i dont really see him as much now but when i was pregnant with my first i saw him all the time.

so if you can tell these elves i wanna meet them to find out more about them


Ange

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey i live in canada, ontario where are there elves there i dont wanna fuck them i just wanna meet one to find out more about them i have always been fasinated with them. Also i think i seen a faerie before may be it was a ghost but it used to help me out all the time when i was pregnant i started seeing him when i was aout 6 or 7 but i dont really see him as much now but when i was pregnant with my first i saw him all the time.

so if you can tell these elves i wanna meet them to find out more about them


Ange

1:27 AM  
Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Ange who lives in canada, ontario.

Elves will not suffer a person who can not spell!

Sorry!

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmfao well thats kinda rude sorry if i cant spell all the time but usually i can i have kids so i am watching them more then the computer and dont tell me all the elves are as rude as you.I fucken hope not lol otherwise i dont wanna meet no stuck up snobs who think they are better then everyone a waste of my time if they are oh by the way your a joke schmeby and yes i think it was an elf

Love Ange

P.S What a fucken joke lol

2:08 PM  
Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Dearest Ange who lives in canada, ontario,

Elves will not suffer a person who has been 'heavy with child', something about vaginal dilation I'm told. C Sections are considered on a case by case basis.
Also, Elves will not suffer a person with no sense of humour.

Love Schmeby, who lives in Ontario, Canada.

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well it didnt sound like a joke i apologise then if it was and i am not heavy with child now i had started seeing him when i was 6 or 7 maybe it was one of the fay or a ghost i dont know he told me my future too and i never had a C section either. Also i do have a sense of humour i just dont like it when i dont know someone and they tell me that elves will not go around a person who cant spell.Anyway i am just interested in the history of them and what they are really like, not sex.
You have to realize that i cant see you and read your body language, so i cant really tell if you are serious or joking

Love Ange
P.S. As i said i apologise just let me know next time your kidding and also are you an elf.lol

11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hall would you plezz tell me why you are writing a book about fucking elves is it like a romance novel or just how to fuck them if it is just how to fuck them are you not worried about offending them.

1:09 AM  
Blogger Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Ange has a very good question, brava!

'are you not worried about offending them.'?

4:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you schmeby

I beleive elves are very beautiful beings and should be respected because we dont fully understand them. They are different then us way different and what we find funny or cool they may think is offensive. So i think you should be careful you have no clue what kind of powers you are messing with

7:49 PM  
Blogger Hallgerdur said...

Im sorry guys but I have met elves, and obviously know them a lot better than you. They have a very good sense of humour, and like to joke as well as us humans, so Im not gonna worry about that. Also they do not take sex as seriously as most humans do, so they can easily joke about it. Thank you for worrying about me though! I think that if the elves were angry at me I would have had some grief form them a long time ago...

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Alex said...

I LOVE U HALLGERDUR!! YOU HAVE CHANGES MY LIFE

8:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok ty hall just thought i would ask

Ange

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

also how do you know i have not met them or am not one of them lol

Ange

10:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because like all humans have different personalities, so do elves

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do elves only meet humans outdoors?

12:15 AM  

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