Friday, June 23, 2006

Tomorrow is "Jónsmessa" (or Midsummer night). That is a really special day in Iceland. The story says that you should get compleatly naked and roll around in the wet grass during the night and make a wish and then all your wishes come true. During that night the wet in the grass also has healing power (only in Iceland) so it is quite importand for us Icelanders to do it.
Im going to do it a bit different then the others tonight. Going a bit away from crazy naked people running around like lunatics in Reykjavík and find me some soft moss and roll around in that and wish for an elf to come and meet me where Im lying all naked and wet in the moss tonight.
Tell me about your experience about tonight here on the blog this weekend.... Im looking so forward to it
Happy hunting ;)

Thursday, June 22, 2006

"Find a fat balding man like your moms did and fuck and have babies and die old and senile."(A quote from the comments on June 11th) THIS IS WHY ELVES ARE THE BEST! They prevent this from happening.
PS I Love when people fight on my blog.

This is for you Anonymous Disbeleiver that commented on my writings on June 11th, to see that I´m not fat or hairy...well some on my head and that Ive also got real friens.This is me on the left with my very sleepy friend Stefán and my curly friend Lubba. My blog is obviously very important to you, I think that you´re a very curious person and right now you´re really scared that you´re missing out on something great. And YOU ARE!!! I used to know this feeling when you think everybody else has such a great life but yours... well sounds like its happening in your moms basement in front of your computer. Well like you said yourself, go out in the sunshine...in Iceland and have the best time of your life and realise that you are the one thats crazy.

Here's a recent picture of me, not naked on a rock but maybe a can invite a photographer to the next "meeting". But Some elves are really found of appliances since they dont use them and find them therefor very interesting. But they are not responsible beings so don´t let drive your car, nobody lives to tell what happens but I suppose its not good. Ive also heard that they steal mobile phones. But Im sorry to say i didn´t get lucky with the washing machine.

Friday, June 16, 2006

YES!! All I can say is: Everybody that is currently in Iceland, RUN TO ALTHINGI!
Just go into the garden behind the building and sit in the grass or on a bench and there are good chances an ELF will aproach you. Be sure though not to confuse the bums that sometimes hang out there with elves...well, theres not a big chance that will happen. When you meet an elf youll know. And when you have sex with one, YOU´LL KNOW. Ok a lot of capital letters I know, but there´s a good reason. I haven´t had too many encounters with elves lately as maybe you can see on the blog, but the past few days have been fabulous! Three times I have gone to see this bloke behind Alþingi, he is gorgeous (like all elves) with long blond hair and a big straight nose and the greenest eyes youll ever see and the biggest...you know. We started with foreplay in the grass but he doesn´t like people or elves to whatch (whitch is not uncommon since they´re creatures of nature and aren´t used to having a lot of beings around). So next to the Alþingi there´s a big building and there in a dark corner it all happened (I don´t want any peepers so Im not saying exactly where). But I can say that I´ve never had sex with an elf against a concrete wall before in the middle of Reykjavík and it was great. Quick but all the more powerful.
Go and have fun, but dont try to steal my guy, well elves aren´t big on fidelity so there isnt much I can say... but if somebody is taking advantage of him when I need him I´ll be really pissed ;)

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Hi, people.
I have happy news for everyone in Reykjavik (Iceland) needing a shag!! I havent seen them yet with my own eyes but experts in my field (well in seeing elves, Im not sure about their expertese in the sex thing) have spotted a whole lot of elves behind Alþingi (the Icelandic Parliament). They are apparently protesting because a lot of their homes are beeing destroyed, both in the making of Kárahnjúkar power plant and other big buildings. So if you like to do it in public, that is the right place to go, just note that sex in public with an invisible person might look even weirder than just having sex in public.
This information I have from some friends that run the Haunted Iceland tours, check out the http://hauntediceland.com/ website. I will go to Alþingi as soon as possible and Ill let you know if its worth trying....