Thursday, June 22, 2006

Here's a recent picture of me, not naked on a rock but maybe a can invite a photographer to the next "meeting". But Some elves are really found of appliances since they dont use them and find them therefor very interesting. But they are not responsible beings so don´t let drive your car, nobody lives to tell what happens but I suppose its not good. Ive also heard that they steal mobile phones. But Im sorry to say i didn´t get lucky with the washing machine.


Anonymous B. Angel said...

ok my bad ur not a fagget and ur kinda hott still y the fuck r u writing this shit u can have better sex then w. an elf so if u ever want it just hit me up

12:34 AM  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

That looks suspiciously like a portal of some kind. Why else would a washing machine be in the middle of a field somewhere?


9:51 PM  
Blogger netscr33n said...

Washing Machine elves! They steal socks. They also put red socks in white washes. I know them well. Never had sex with one yet, maybe I try and it will stop stealing my socks? Is that their modus operandi? Appliance Elves need loving?

12:33 PM  
Blogger Elvandaruil said...

haha so funny......not

10:34 PM  
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Have you or would you have sex with a troll too ?

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