Friday, June 16, 2006

YES!! All I can say is: Everybody that is currently in Iceland, RUN TO ALTHINGI!
Just go into the garden behind the building and sit in the grass or on a bench and there are good chances an ELF will aproach you. Be sure though not to confuse the bums that sometimes hang out there with elves...well, theres not a big chance that will happen. When you meet an elf youll know. And when you have sex with one, YOU´LL KNOW. Ok a lot of capital letters I know, but there´s a good reason. I haven´t had too many encounters with elves lately as maybe you can see on the blog, but the past few days have been fabulous! Three times I have gone to see this bloke behind Alþingi, he is gorgeous (like all elves) with long blond hair and a big straight nose and the greenest eyes youll ever see and the biggest...you know. We started with foreplay in the grass but he doesn´t like people or elves to whatch (whitch is not uncommon since they´re creatures of nature and aren´t used to having a lot of beings around). So next to the Alþingi there´s a big building and there in a dark corner it all happened (I don´t want any peepers so Im not saying exactly where). But I can say that I´ve never had sex with an elf against a concrete wall before in the middle of Reykjavík and it was great. Quick but all the more powerful.
Go and have fun, but dont try to steal my guy, well elves aren´t big on fidelity so there isnt much I can say... but if somebody is taking advantage of him when I need him I´ll be really pissed ;)

52 Comments:

Blogger Simon Volkov said...

You can count me in, provided there are horny female elves available.

And I'd just like to respond ahead of time to any wordy, rambling wastes of skin that might use this comments page to harrass this woman:

Save your verbal diarrhea for Drudge Retort.

12:12 AM  
Blogger isabel said...

wow, Hall, this particular elf sounds extra, extra great!
how do you see him? in your mind?

2:48 PM  
Blogger Hallgerdur said...

hi, Isabel.
This is so hard to describe..theire beautiful and wonderful...lovers. But I dont know what you mean by "in your mind". Sounds like you dont beleive theire real...

10:54 PM  
Blogger isabel said...

I just thought they were invisible. Like, you can feel them but not see them. That's what I thought.

12:43 AM  
Blogger will said...

great website. glad im not the only one having sex with elves.
iceland girl ive a spare ticket to west end show about elves contact me william800@hotmail.co.uk

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i eat elves

10:43 AM  
Anonymous oldelfeatingman said...

sometimes they steal my shoes .. it's because i want to eat them ... they are very cheeky

10:45 AM  
Anonymous oldelfeatingman said...

and not cheap shoes .. my best boots ...
the little shitters

10:47 AM  
Anonymous oldshitinhisshoesman said...

a freind told me too crap in my shoes to stop them ... and it worked ! Now every night before bed I befoul my footwear and I never have to worry about missing shoes...

10:51 AM  
Anonymous hallgerder said...

i would think that you would need to eat a lot of pine cones as elves hate pine . crapping in your shoes does not work as elves quite like the smell .

10:56 AM  
Anonymous oldshitinhisshoesman said...

oh fuck off you mad bitch .. the never stole my shoes and they are full of pinecone-less shite ...

10:58 AM  
Anonymous hallgerder said...

please do not argue on my site .. if you believe it works then thats ok with me .. well im off to fuck some elves

11:02 AM  
Anonymous coolshodnigger said...

hey i just lost some fine nikes to elves .. the little punks . i wish i had laid a dirty cable in them .. Why didn't i find this site sooner..

11:07 AM  
Anonymous oldshitinhisshoesman said...

i told you .. i warned you all . leave your shoes shitless at your peril.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous coolshodnigger said...

hey oldshitinhisshoesman did they steal your nikes too .. damn ! and that fine woman Hallgerder is out fucking these little shitfucking shoe stealers .. whats the world coming to nigger ?

11:13 AM  
Anonymous oldshitinhisshoesman said...

i aint your nigger and i dont wear shoes that arnt made of wood .... what i would like to see is you getting gangraped by elves who are WEARING YOUR NIKES .. lol hah hah ah sorry boy ..just an old mans joke .. just keep shittin in ya shoes boy that'll keep ya shoes wear you left em

11:17 AM  
Anonymous coolshodnigger said...

man you a racist .. fuck you ..

11:19 AM  
Anonymous lolslut said...

wow this site is soooooooooo weird .. i think you are all insane .. there is bo such thing as elves .. it is italians stealing your shoes .. it is a cultural practise and is seen as good luck

9:23 AM  
Anonymous coolshodnigger said...

lolslut .. you a racist too .. i should i say aswell....nigger

9:55 AM  
Anonymous lolslut said...

i love italians .. i am not racist although i am a homophobe so any gay elves can rot in fucking hell... gay italians too

9:56 AM  
Anonymous olshitinhisshoesman said...

hello again people !! last night i caught one of them elves .. i left a pile of expensive footwear out the front and i CAUGHT one .. she is still lying,saying she is my neighbours daughter .. does anyone know how to get the little fucker to tell the truth ( i,ve tried torture,it just crys ) and who's got any idea what i do with it ..

4:09 AM  
Anonymous lolslut said...

you should let it free .. unless it's gay ;) if it is gay ,, crush it's head with a brick!!! lol's

4:12 AM  
Anonymous whineycunt said...

you fucking psycho!!!!!it's just some girl .. you people are all crazy racist homophobes .. fuck me i'd like to beat you all up .. i warn you i am calling the police ...

4:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sell it to me contact me on pedoelffreak@hotmail.com .. I,ll give you my child collection for it ...

4:28 AM  
Anonymous olshitinhisshoesman said...

forget it it's dead

4:30 AM  
Anonymous olelfeatingman said...

oh so sad man .. how did it go down .. you feelin ok.. everyones heart is with you ..

4:32 AM  
Anonymous oldshitinhisshoesman said...

she just died .. i'm a little sad .. didnt think it would happen so fast.. oh well we all know the old saying .. Raping and killing an elf,May not be good for your health..

4:35 AM  
Anonymous lolslut said...

so true.. beutifully said lol

4:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is this site ?? wierd !!!

4:42 AM  
Anonymous cowboy said...

i like to fuck cows .. elf cows

4:51 AM  
Anonymous metoo said...

me too

4:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i will be telling you all the full story soon .. but you all must beg me

4:56 AM  
Anonymous POOKLES said...

I want to know if I'm part elf.

6:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting site, and I have to apologize for these ignorant, closed minded people. Who really need to be popped on the back of there heads. Because, they do not seem to respect you and like to harass you. They surely do not have lives if they are unbelievers, and do nothing but waste there time harassing a nice person like yourself. They could be doing something constructive but instead they waste there time being immature and harassing someone like you. I can not stand people like that. I do not usually do something like this, but I felt as if it must be said. I do apologize for the blinded disbelievers who like to reticule people like yourself.

7:43 AM  
Anonymous slapdog said...

i'm sorry .. what have i done ... i dont beleive there is a woman having sex with little magic men .. it scares me people do...it's nearly as silly as beleif in god.. I thought and still beleive this site is pure da-da and nothing more...

12:44 PM  
Anonymous olshitinhisshoesman said...

hey slapdog!! you are a dog. Boy these things are real .Shit in your shoes ,just to be safe.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous lolslut said...

lol :) {olshitinhisshoesman}-- you make me laugh so much .. are you going to the party????@@@#

12:48 PM  
Anonymous olshitinhisshoesman said...

Badluck lolslut .No I wont be this time .It's too much for an old man . I did have fun last time . thankyou .

12:51 PM  
Anonymous lolslut said...

;( wa !!! are you going coolshod ?????

12:53 PM  
Anonymous coolshodnigger said...

i'm gunna be meeting with an elf group in oregon .. see if we can get spiritually in touch with some elves .. many sightings in that area kelly....
oops lolslut ..rofl.

12:56 PM  
Anonymous lolslut said...

oh cool !!!! I wanted to go to that .. but i got no funds .. all spent on the fund for the death of the italian race organisation .. or FDIRO .. you should join ... but it costs ..$ 200 membership ;/

12:58 PM  
Anonymous coolshodnigger said...

damn girl lay off the italians ...

1:00 PM  
Anonymous paul .. troublemaker !!! said...

well kids its been fun .. but i think its time it ended .. hallgerder i've meant no offence ..
ii made all of the above comments after -Wills comment .. hope you enjoy or at least understand my little show .. goodbye from
olshitinhisshoesman ,slapdog , coolshodnigger , lolslut olelfeatingman , anonymous , cowboy and of course metoo ... and me, Paul.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous . said...

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1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazing Paul! Perhaps you should use your writing and imagination to better use though .

1:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was wondering since you have some actual experience with these folks. Do you feel the old folklore precautions such as not eating their food, saying thank you or the belief that they tithe to hell or are fallen angels. Do you think thats just BS? Your experience doens't seem to support these beliefs and there are few people who actually talk about their experience publically.

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people worry me.

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...........
i really hope this is a joke.

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey guys is this site even still in use.....cause I have no clue plz reply . Ill check up tomorrow.

3:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck any of u who don think that elves are real. Look this is waht i am going to say. Many different cultures have the history of the elves in their paintings and writen documents. The thing is that when the elven tales and sightings and interactions were written down, the different cultures who had written them couldnt have shared their stories with one another because they were isolated from eachother by the distance. Elves think in a much different way then we do. it is almost impossible to comprehend how they think unless one has elven blood. One who has elven blood has a unique look about them. forest elves usually have brown hair and either emerald or forest green eyes. The white elves have pale complections, pale blond, almost white hair and blue eyes. People with elven blood are attractive and do not fit in with the normal society. They are confused of some human behavior and are not sure why they do not act the same way. They have some sort of celtic, finnish,or icelandic background. They are the attractive ones that are amonge the outcasts. Elves are kind to their friends and have few enemies. Elves are not great at keeping small secrets because their people are open but the huge secret that u tell will be kept forever. They are obsessed with the concept of love and females with elven blood find it almost immpossible to date human men for they are petty, arrogent and rude. They will have casual sex and sometimes never marry unless they find an elven man.

9:30 AM  
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