Sex with humans is boring.

2007-02-06T13:12:00.000Z

IM FINALLY BACK IN ICELAND...AND SOOOOO HAPPY ;)
An American guy sent me this the other day on myspace, check it out. Proves Im not crazy...or well at least not the only crazy person out there. Ill stop now, just read:

...hmmm,I'm not sure what this 'Glacierpickies' thing is all about but I don't like the sound of it.It definitely does not sound elfish or even remotely Huldufólk to me.I'm sure 'Please yoursElf' must be a fascinating book but are you sure with a title like that you just didn't tell me to please MY-self?
Believe it or not I may have an Icelandic elf connection.I at least have a story...during the early seventies my Mom was a nurse in the U.S. Airforce stationed at Keflavik.Being a sexually liberated young beautiful woman she said she found relations with her boyfriend ,my father, stupid and boring.(When she told me all this she was quite drunk).I remember how taken a back and sickend I was about hearing my Mom talk about sex...I wanted to vomit,trust me!
Anyways,while on leave from the base my Mom and her friend decided to take a road up to Akureyri.Don't ask me how but she also said she had some marijuana,remember this was 1973 or 74' and she was an American...
Well, here it is..along the way they stoped to camp by some river or glacier ,I don't remember which, and that night met some...elfs.I know what your saying Ohhh,Bullshit ,American Johnny! I'm sorry it gets much worse! Not only were they elves but they were guy elves and they smoke and drank and...you guessed it!

... had sex in some flimsy U.S. Airforce tent with my Mom and her friend,this is so fucking gross!

ARRGGHHH!!

I think they were just high and drunk and met two horny Icelandic sheepherders...

There's more ...I look and act nothing like my Dad and only bear a slight resemblance to my Mom.She would always tell me over Christmas I was 'cute as an elf' and I always hated Santa Clause for paying his employess with left over milk and cookeis.

So if this is all true and if I am half-elven I should have some sort of idea what a 'Glacierpickies' is -I don't.

Like I said...hmmm.

2006-11-21T16:42:00.000Z

Helves
I of course had to check out the supernatural-being scene here. I went to the forest to seek well....not sex maybe (I was not sooo optimistic) but at least sexual possibilities. Well there is definetly something lurking around in the Finish forests but it is not so fancy or sophisticated. Of course I can not be sure that there is nothing more out there...but I found some interesting guy probably a million years old (so probably experienced in bed but not so attractive) and he might have been tall one day but he was so hunched that he was even smaller than me (Im 163cm). He was actually very nice, a bit shy like most Finish and always taking a sip of something from his pocket, a bit the Finish style also. He must have been an old soul telling me all sorts of interesting stories that I could not see that had any logical connection to each other. So on one hand jibber jabber but on the other hand interesting. So maybe Tolkien met this guy and used some of his stuff....I should have asked but did not think of that then. And after a while he just wandered off....
Im wondering now if I have developed some kind of skill to attract these beings, that they come to me. Good, good!
Now I am gonna stop this jibber jabber since there are no sex stories or information yet but I promise that I will do some more reaserch. Im getting desperate here!

2006-11-19T15:59:00.000Z

Hi, hi or should I say Moi.
Im in Finland now, Helsinki to be precise. Helsinki is pretty cool but as you can imagine the sexlife here is not so good. Hence not so much news. Well they have huge forests here so I thought there must be some being lurking around in the darkness. After all they say that Tolkien took inspiration from Finish elves for his books, but of course he used the Icelandic elves. Finland can have Santa Claus (he allegedly lives in Rovaniemi in the north of Finland) but we definetly have the elves.

2006-07-14T16:37:00.000Z

Ok, Im gonna starf with a few simple ELF-facts.
Elf sex is possibly the safest sex on earth. They dont carry sexually transmitted diseases and you cant get pregnant or make an Elverine pregnant unless you both want to, which is not unheard of.
And YES there are female elves, elverines. And theyre HOT HOT HOT, even to girls. That reminds me: All elves are bisexual, but guys and girls not ready for some same sex action dont worry, no elf will do anything you dont want to. They can sense your longings and not-longings.
And you, Anonymous painter from New York. Im so happy for you, there are probably not many humans in the world so lucky to experience a relationship with both a fairy and a mermaid. Im very curious, are they at all similar to my descriptions of elves? please send me your pics of your paintings to hallgerdur@lhi.is and I can post them on the blog.

2006-06-23T15:55:00.000Z

Tomorrow is "Jónsmessa" (or Midsummer night). That is a really special day in Iceland. The story says that you should get compleatly naked and roll around in the wet grass during the night and make a wish and then all your wishes come true. During that night the wet in the grass also has healing power (only in Iceland) so it is quite importand for us Icelanders to do it.
Im going to do it a bit different then the others tonight. Going a bit away from crazy naked people running around like lunatics in Reykjavík and find me some soft moss and roll around in that and wish for an elf to come and meet me where Im lying all naked and wet in the moss tonight.
Tell me about your experience about tonight here on the blog this weekend.... Im looking so forward to it
Happy hunting ;)

2006-06-22T23:12:00.000Z

"Find a fat balding man like your moms did and fuck and have babies and die old and senile."(A quote from the comments on June 11th) THIS IS WHY ELVES ARE THE BEST! They prevent this from happening.
PS I Love when people fight on my blog.

2006-06-22T22:51:00.000Z

This is for you Anonymous Disbeleiver that commented on my writings on June 11th, to see that I´m not fat or hairy...well some on my head and that Ive also got real friens.This is me on the left with my very sleepy friend Stefán and my curly friend Lubba. My blog is obviously very important to you, I think that you´re a very curious person and right now you´re really scared that you´re missing out on something great. And YOU ARE!!! I used to know this feeling when you think everybody else has such a great life but yours... well sounds like its happening in your moms basement in front of your computer. Well like you said yourself, go out in the sunshine...in Iceland and have the best time of your life and realise that you are the one thats crazy.

2006-06-22T21:55:00.000Z

Here's a recent picture of me, not naked on a rock but maybe a can invite a photographer to the next "meeting". But Some elves are really found of appliances since they dont use them and find them therefor very interesting. But they are not responsible beings so don´t let drive your car, nobody lives to tell what happens but I suppose its not good. Ive also heard that they steal mobile phones. But Im sorry to say i didn´t get lucky with the washing machine.

2006-06-16T18:26:00.000Z

YES!! All I can say is: Everybody that is currently in Iceland, RUN TO ALTHINGI!
Just go into the garden behind the building and sit in the grass or on a bench and there are good chances an ELF will aproach you. Be sure though not to confuse the bums that sometimes hang out there with elves...well, theres not a big chance that will happen. When you meet an elf youll know. And when you have sex with one, YOU´LL KNOW. Ok a lot of capital letters I know, but there´s a good reason. I haven´t had too many encounters with elves lately as maybe you can see on the blog, but the past few days have been fabulous! Three times I have gone to see this bloke behind Alþingi, he is gorgeous (like all elves) with long blond hair and a big straight nose and the greenest eyes youll ever see and the biggest...you know. We started with foreplay in the grass but he doesn´t like people or elves to whatch (whitch is not uncommon since they´re creatures of nature and aren´t used to having a lot of beings around). So next to the Alþingi there´s a big building and there in a dark corner it all happened (I don´t want any peepers so Im not saying exactly where). But I can say that I´ve never had sex with an elf against a concrete wall before in the middle of Reykjavík and it was great. Quick but all the more powerful.
Go and have fun, but dont try to steal my guy, well elves aren´t big on fidelity so there isnt much I can say... but if somebody is taking advantage of him when I need him I´ll be really pissed ;)

2006-06-11T18:16:00.000Z

Hi, people.
I have happy news for everyone in Reykjavik (Iceland) needing a shag!! I havent seen them yet with my own eyes but experts in my field (well in seeing elves, Im not sure about their expertese in the sex thing) have spotted a whole lot of elves behind Alþingi (the Icelandic Parliament). They are apparently protesting because a lot of their homes are beeing destroyed, both in the making of Kárahnjúkar power plant and other big buildings. So if you like to do it in public, that is the right place to go, just note that sex in public with an invisible person might look even weirder than just having sex in public.
This information I have from some friends that run the Haunted Iceland tours, check out the http://hauntediceland.com/ website. I will go to Alþingi as soon as possible and Ill let you know if its worth trying....

2006-05-21T18:08:00.000Z

It's unbelivable how busy I have been this semester with my fashion show and school and everything but it's over now so I can dedicade all my time and efford this summer on elfhunts and you my friends.
I got a ride home with a schoolbuddy after the fashion show and beeing so deserat for elf-sex after all this hard work at school I lied to him that I lived in Mosfelsdalur, that is just outside Reykjavík. As we were approcing I saw this white, thik and gorgeous "Dalalæða" like a blanket over the valley. It was so misterious & exciting I even got little butterflies in my belly. I told my colligue that he could just drop me off, I could walk the rest.
I walked into the fog and slowlie peeling my clothes off. I didn't have to... I knew that because I was going after "Grjótormur" (RockWorm) but I wanted to surprice him a little. I immidiatly got this feeling, I wasn't alone in the fog and felt them approcing one by one getting me all excited by whispering in my ears and giving me sansational feeling in blaces my body didn' even know excisted. They sensed I wasn' out there for a gang bang so they backed away all but one.... and with him I rolled around in the fog on the moist and soft moss. It was long and hot and sweaty and just the way I needed after all the hard work at shool.
I woke up sometime next morning, the fog was gone, the sun was shining. I was still naked but my clothes lay neetly on a rock near by, all but one sock.... A big smile on my face.... A RockWorm had taken a suvenier. :)

2006-03-02T16:22:00.000Z

Hi, i have some storeis to tell you, but I dont have time right now. Sorry. Im going abroad tomorrow, to London and Portugal with my school, no elves there :( But maybe ill find something else good ;) Do you recommend anything?

2006-02-13T13:45:00.000Z

Shit, Im recovering from the worst yeast-infection ever. And therefor I hvent had sexual experiences for a loooong time. I have never tried having sex with elves when i have an infection, I dont dare to. They would definetly sense it an maybe they would get offended. But please let me know if you have tried it and tell me what happened. But now Im hoping for a cold spell so i can go and try to hunt down (go down on!) a Jökulgikkur (Glacier-picky). Ill let you know how that goes ;)

2006-01-06T15:58:00.000Z

Christmas is ending today. It was great though, Its so nice to get að vacation and have enough time to lie in the snow (sometimes rain) and receive head from my lovely invisible friends. wonderful.... Amazing how you can feel the cold on your skin but still be so incredibly hot on the inside. Also Its indescribable how its is to see an elf light up his midwinter dark surroundings somehow, just with his skin or aura or whatever you want to call it. Its so sexy and romantic. Can you Imagine hanging around in this slush-like snow in the very grey Icelandic december nature and then this glowing figure suddenly appears and it slowly approaches you building up excitement. And when it reaches you it starts licking your body all over with the warmest, softest tounge. Oh my! Can you imagine the number og orgasms....?

2005-12-27T17:07:00.000Z

People, dont forget that Christmas-time is the time to give, like we say in Icelandic: "Sælla er að gefa en þiggja" ( Its better to give than take). This also applies for sex....have fun!

2005-12-21T00:32:00.000Z

Hi, here's a translation of two storeis that people wrote for me during the exhibition:
"I had slept with a few guys but never had an orgasm!!! I was lying all by myself on my poarch sunbathing when my mind filled...and exploded! :) Boys are wonderful but elves are perfect!!!" -Barbara
"I was fucked by an ELF last night...
Unbeleivable experience...
Amasing feeling...
Thanks for opening my eyes...
XXX"
The last one was like a poem, kind of fits the subject.

2005-12-15T16:11:00.000Z

I was so desperate for sex after this crazy weeks and the exhibition last weekend that last night I borrowed my friends car (she was getting drunk in Kaffibarinn anyway) and drove it to Hafravatn. It is very close to Reykjavík so it only took me a short time to reach my destination. Which was fortunate since I vas eager to have sex.
I found a quiet spot close to the lake, jumped out of the car, ripped my clothes off and lay down in the moss... I didn't have to think about the cold because my body was all warm, wet and ready. I could sense him instantly but it was a little while before he came closer in the meantime I came more calm but still eager and soooooo ready.
The sex was awesome and so needed. I think last night I met an Elf type Grjótormur (RockWorm) which is strange since I wasn't in Dalalæða, but there was a walley and maby some fog... I did not pay so much attention to the surrondings because all my senses were focused on him.
Im going there again, I want to meet this elf again. He was unbelivable.....

2005-12-12T15:53:00.000Z

The book is now for sale in the bookstore Mál og Menning, The tourist information, the store Kirsuberjatréð, Dogma and Naked Ape. Exhibition is over now. Went really fine, so nice to see so many people wear the badge "Fucked by an elf", and they wore it with pride! I'm doing the elves a real favour, because imagine now how many new sexual partners they will get. And doing the humans a great favour too of course... Everybody will get happier.

2005-12-10T13:28:00.000Z

The opening in Hafnarhúsið went really well. There were really many people an I sold like 60 books. Im so glad people are finally getting this. Now I will be rich and famous, muahahahaaaaaa!

2005-12-08T16:51:00.000Z

Me and my companion Ása preparing for the opening in Hafnarhusid tomorrow. It starts at FIVE o' clock. And is open until sunday. Picking up the books tonight, and the badges... made more of them today... I am seriously a bit nervous about tomorrow, but also very much excited.

2005-12-06T23:41:00.000Z

Im so excited! Theyre printing my book as we speak and it will be ready tomorrow or thursday. And im going on an interview tomorrow on the Icelands National Broadcasting Service, but it wont be aired until friday at 15:00. Im also giong to be on this radioshow Zúber on FM 957. Am kind of nervous since Ive never been on the radio before but of course i know almost everything about the elves so ill probably be fine. Finally im getting the attention i and the elves deserve, now lots of people will hear about this beautiful thing and everybody who will try it will be sexually fulfilled and happy. I think this is very important in the extreme darkness of this time of year. Maybe the world will be a better place when more people have wonderful sex with gorgeous elves.
If youre in Iceland, dont forget about the show and launch of the book in Hafnarhúsið next weekend, everybody welcome!

2005-12-05T00:06:00.000Z

I am on my way to the printing house to deliver the print proof of the book, It is being printed any minute now!!! Can't wait to see it. For real. This weekend i was doing the sticker coup again. Because on friday I'm ready to communicate my message in an official way. At three o clock in Hafnarhusid, Listasafn Reykjavik. I am gonna be there. The book is gonna be there. You are gonna be there. And hopefully some elves too. And maybe some free drinks. Okay, gotta hurrry...

2005-11-23T23:15:00.000Z

Oh, I returned to this place I had a pic of in my last blog. And it was totally amazing. I had suspicions that there were some Vatnakossar (Waterkisses) in this water, so I went yesterday to check it out. It was of course very cold outside but ofcourse Im a tough Icelander so I took my clothes of and dipped one toe into the water. At first it was cold as ice, but after one seckond or so it became warmer. It was like someone was embracing my toes, sticking them into his mouth even... I was convinced I had found someone so I slipped further into the water. It was like jumping into somebodys arms. And when I found that the water was somehow both cold and hot. Like it was warm where he held me but cold where he didn't. It was so romantic, for the longest time we just embraced, enjoyed each other, but slowly the embracing became more passionate. I felt how the water, or him, entered me, it was kind of like an all over hug. Very sexy hug.... Then I suddenly came, out there in the middle of pure nature, I don't think anybody heard me...exept for him.

2005-11-18T00:05:00.000Z

oops i haven't blogged since monday, my brain is dead, i'm warning you. anyway, i took this picture the other day when i was on my way to the blue lagoon with a friend visiting from germany. it's just by the highway, and still it looks so beautiful and peaceful. i don't like to go to the blue lagoon that much, but my tourist-friend really really wanted to, because she'd read about it in the lonely planet guide, and obvioulsy they said it was a must-see. so we went there. i think i enjoyed the car ride more, sitting there and spotting new potential sex-spots. found a few on the way. you know i can really see it right away. tried to make my friend stop all the time on our way, to go out and feel the vibe. she didn't want to, we just made like 5 quick stops. she was stressed to dip herself in the tourist-trap. i don't think she really gets it, what i'm doing. my passion. but it's okay. showed her my book and other stuff i've been writing, and she gets this puzzled face.... dunno. i guess i can't expect everyone to get it.

Thinking about contacting Lonely Planet. a guide to Iceland should definitely include elfsex.

2005-11-14T16:59:00.000Z

I don't know if you know about Erla Stefansdottir. She's the official elf expert of Iceland, and the declearer of Hafnarfjördur as the elf capital of Iceland (I beg to differ though...) People always refer to Erla when they're talking about elves. She has made a map, and written some about them. I just read an article online about a norweigan woman who came here to spot the elves. She didn't succeed though. I mean, she started off taking the "elf-tour" in Hafnarfjördur, where you get guided by a woman that hasn't even seen the elves herself! I can't think of a better turn-off. I mean, it must be the Disneyland of elves or something. Come on. Where's the beauty in that? I would suggest for this woman to get in the Mood and get out there on her own. I don't think the elves get so jiggy if you come running with a elf-map and a guide. They're a bit more tastful than that.
Erla has some hard facts though, that are impressive (maybe not as hard as mine...) but I sometimes wonder if she had the elf-sexual experience? She doesn't mention it anywhere... maybe she's shy...:)
From the article:
"According to Erla there are about 80 different types of elves in Iceland and more than 150 in all of Northern Europe. They range in size from a mere centimeter to several hundred meters. And elves do not live only in Hafnarfjordur. Erla tells me they are everywhere around us."
If you wanna read the whole thang :
http://www.spiritualityhealth.com/newsh/items/article/item_9130.html

2005-11-12T21:55:00.000Z

Hi, the trip yesterday was great! I went to Þórsmörk, its supposed to be imposible to drive there now but my friend drove me (not an elf friend, they´re extremely dangerous drivers) and he has a Land Cruiser jeep with huge tires.
The drive was fun, but I didn't tell my friend what I was going to do, I don't think he would get it. Then when I got there I hiked a bit but I sat down a soon as I saw the northern lights and I was completely alone(exept for the elves of course). The lights were incredible, it was like the sky was dancing. Actually some people say that when the northern lights come the elves are dancing. But thats not really true.
I just sat there and then I felt like somebody was coming towards me little by little. I looked behind me and I saw like glympses of someone, like he wanted me to see him but he was to shy to let me. I spoke softly to him and it was like that encouraged him to come near. He slowly came to me, not speaking back and just bearly showing himself. This was the first time it was me to had to iniciate something. So I undressed myself and thought he might take off his clothes but I had to do that too, but I liked it of course. Maybe everybody enjoys having sex once in a while without having to do anything, but usually elves are the doers you know. But this was fine with me, since I was in a kind of agressive mood, after being sex-starved for so long. It was incredible, and I think he really enjoyed it too, I have to go there and find him again.

2005-11-11T11:29:00.000Z

Gaaaah! I have so much to do these days. I have a meeting today with the printing people that are going to print my book. Its coming out in December and it's going to be so cool, and you'll just have to buy it. i'm only going to sell it in Iceland to begin with but you will be able to order it on the blog and I'll send it to you.
But then I have a great evening planned, finally I'm going out there. My mom is out of town so im home alone and Im going to cook for myself some nice pasta.... And then my friend is picking me up and driving me to Þórsmörk. He really cute an he's in the boy-scout rescue team and he's going to some rescue rehersal in the east of Iceland.
The sky is clear and its below cero so I'm gonna go and whatch the northern lights and.... hopefully get some action. For some reason it's much liklier to meet elves when there are northen lights. Obviously makes them horny, like a full moon makes them want to party...well and humans too. Actually northern lights make me kind of horny too. Also if I'm not getting any tonight I'll start getting desperate, I might even have sex with a troll...Haha, no just joking, Im not so fond of body hair.

2005-11-10T00:41:00.000Z

Just thought of this the other day when I saw Trabant (an Icelandic glam-electro band) on television. Viddi kind of reminds me of elf sperm. Its beautiful in a shimmery and sweaty way, which is very very good, aaaahh. Maybe he had some elf action before going on stage...

2005-11-08T19:31:00.000Z

Everybody, you must read the comments on my last blog. Finally somebody sent me an sELF experience story, it's great. I happen to know who she is (but I'm keeping her identity a secret) and she is now a proud owner of a "FUCKED BY AN ELF"-badge. I have a pic of me wearing it on my blog under October.

I, unfortunatly am not as lucky as her since I have my period now, so I can't go visit the elves until friday. Well actually I have to admit that I don't know if the elves mind blood at all. So if there is anyone out there that knows anything about this, please let me know. What the hell, maybe I'll just check mysELF. Can't wait any longer...

2005-11-07T15:55:00.000Z

A person commenting this blog before was asking me about sex with dwarfs, if it's the same thing as sex with elves... I said no, of course, nothing personal against dwarfs (except that they are selfish, greedy, and cunning :)) , but hey come on, they aren't elves... Anyway, I was checking wikipedia a while ago, and it seems that dwarfs were called black-elves back in the day. check:

"The Icelandic mythographer and historian Snorri Sturluson seems to have referred to dwarves (dvergar) as "dark-elves" (dökkálfar) or "black-elves" (svartálfar); whether this usage reflects wider medieval Scandinavian belief is uncertain. Elves who are not dark-elves are referred to by Snorri as "light-elves" (ljósálfar); this usage has often been connected with elves' etymological connection with whiteness. Snorri describes their differences like so:
There are many magnificent dwellings. One is there called Alfheim. There dwell the folk that are called light-elves; but the dark-elves dwell down in the earth, and they are unlike the light-elves in appearance, but much more so in deeds. The light-elves are fairer than the sun to look upon, but the dark-elves are blacker than pitch."

I wouldn't compare them at all, dunno what Snorri was thinking. I think it's humiliating, pisses me off.

There was also a comment about sex with mexicans on this blog before... but you can't compare this with elf sex either... It's getting more and more obvious to me that people has to experience this themselves since the assumptions they make are so far from the truth... sex with mexicans... duh.

2005-11-05T16:34:00.000Z

Here I am. Looking my best. The party was super. Or as good as it gets with humans i mean... I am supposed to be a dead person, but I look really alive and kicking in this picture. Don't really know what the disco ball is doing in my mouth, but it looks kind of cool. Elves really like glittery things so maybe i can bring one to the next session. When ever that is going to be!!! So stressed now, finishing the book, and lots of school work on top of this... I miss the Invisibles and their lovely touches. When things are starting to be more calm, I'm gonna go out in the countryside for a whole week or something, and get what i really long for; relaxing elven intercourse. Damn, I really need it.

2005-11-04T13:54:00.000Z

Check this guy out:
http://www.wolfgangmueller.net/content/en/aktuell.html
would sure like to meet him...

Still don't know what to wear tonight!!!

2005-11-03T17:29:00.000Z

People around me are starting to make comments. Like "hey Hallgerdur, have you fucked an elf lately?". I mean, I don't really care, just feel sorry for them who are virgins within elf sexperiences. My school is having a Halloween party tomorrow, (isn't that too late anyway?). I don't know what to dress up as yet... a slutty elf maybe haha; Sólarskækja (sun slut). They are very easy to get, and love casual sex. But there's no horror in that right? Maybe I could dress up as a elf hunter, with a rope and a huge net and a bag of knock-out-pills... the elves are sometimes into bondage, but something that is absolutely forbidden is raping en elf. It dies. And that's an extremely dreadful deed, to kill an elf... so, i could go to the party as a elf-raper. That's probably the most horrible thing i can think of... well, i'll think about it. Gonna post a picture of me in my costume later, what ever it will be.

2005-11-02T13:44:00.000Z

Im always getting sent these stories from people. This one is from a girl from the USA, lets just call her Vanessa.... Check it out:
"My favourite thing about the elves is how incredibly light and flexible they are but yet so incredibly strong. I will never forget my first time with an elf, I had been lying naked in the moss for a long time, the hard lava sticking through into my back. So when he finally came to me I had been fantasizing and caressing my self and we didnt need any foreplay. He was wonderful, so smooth and beautiful but powerul, it was kind of like making love with nature itself. It was like he could read my mind, like we were both part of the same being."

2005-11-01T18:04:00.000Z

Last night, I was at a café downtown Reykjavik, Sólon. Ran into some guys from the UK. They saw me blogging and immediately reacted on the headline Sex with humans is boring. Luckily i had a copy of my book prototype and showed them. I think they really enjoyed it, and one of the guys called the icelanders crazy perverts! Haha, if he only knew the icelandic elves... Anyway, I was quite thrilled sitting there and overhearing them discussing my text, like the different positions, and what elf sperm smells like. They wanted to buy the book, but I only have the prototype yet... But soon people, December is the month. So the christmas gift of 2005 will be a cool book with a juicy content... buckle up for a bumpy ride in Iceland.

2005-10-31T21:15:00.000Z

I saw this "installation" at the Reykjavik Art Museum downtown. Somebody is obviously also spreading the word. Loving it. Big up to all the elf-fans out there.

2005-10-30T16:12:00.000Z

I talked to a guy a while ago... I made an interview with him about his first experience with an elf. It's gonna be in my book. But I'm pasting you a quote from it. I find it really interesting to know more about guys having elven-experiences...

"The things she did was completely new to me. her mouth and throat could sort of go between big and wide and soft to, I don’t know, to this really tight pressure, like her mouth was melted to my cock, and this just created these sensations, from light strokes to vacuum. Like, you never knew what was gonna come next, what it was gonna feel like, you just realized that the next thing was better and different than the last. She build up this climb towards climax, doing better and better things all the time. Circulating the shaft, playing around with her tongue on the glans, it was as if her tongue could stimulate both head and shaft and balls at the same time. I have no idea how they do this! And then the changing of temperature. One moment she felt warm, really warm, and then her breath cooled you down, and then heat again… until you can’t hold it back any longer."

2005-10-29T15:27:00.000Z

The snow is here. Everyone has summer tires on their cars. It's dangerous to be outside because of this. I almost got killed this morning from a sliding maniac. Did I tell you about winter sex with the elves? It's great. But you have to beware of the temperature of course. Hypothermia is not the best way to end your life. And when I'm out to find a Glacier-Pickie (Jökulgikkir) I sometimes have to wait for a long long time until he comes and makes me warm :). When my body temperature falls i can get these hallucinations, and I've noticed that this state makes them really curious, and chances of hot sex increases. But it's a risky thing, wouldn't recommend this to beginners because of the freezing-to-death-hazard, lethal pleasure!

2005-10-28T17:34:00.000Z

I'm so glad about the many entries on my blog! Getting kind of proud. Maybe there's hope for mankind after all! Friday afternoon now... haven't slept many hours this night... busy working on my book. And the first prototype is sort of ready. I LOVE IT! Get ready for the release all you elf lovers!!!!!!! Have a nice weekend. Get out there, get laid!

2005-10-27T16:32:00.000Z

My dean brought me this. Its a poem by Jóhannes úr Kötlum. An elf or god?

Aftur fann hún það upp á víst:
undur mjúklega á brjóstin þrýst,
- öllu öðru hún gleymdi.
Unaður, meiri en orð fá lýst,
inn í skaut hennar streymdi.

Blóðheit, frjósöm og fagurbyggð,
fann hún komið við sína dyggð,
- engan segginn þó sá hún.
Heilögum anda yfirskyggð
aftur á bak þar hún lá.

Ástleitni guðsins ofurseld,
ævintýrið það sama kveld
syrgði hin sæla meyja:
Almáttugur! Ég held...ég held...
- hvað skyldi Jósef segja?

It's basically about when Maria, mother of Jesus has sex with god, and he is invisible and great in bed ;)

2005-10-27T04:04:00.000Z

I had badges made today! They look so cool. "FUCKED BY AN ELF". Do you want one too? Well you can get one, if you send me a really good story of you having sex with an elf. if you think it's too private for posting on this blog, send me an e-mail: elfcontact@hotmail.com
I'm soon going to release a book about all this! Working day and night on it (that's why I look so tired on the photo :)). I'll let you know more about it soon...

2005-10-26T18:24:00.000Z

I went up to Kleifarvatn this morning and when I was walking to my favorite sex spot I saw this girl (slut). She had obviously found what I was looking for.

2005-10-26T10:14:00.000Z

I just got sent this great story from a very lucky girl:
My experience with water-kisses!
One time some years ago at the time of year when the sun is up almost 24 hours a day in Iceland I was by this small creek at north of the country. It was early morning and the sun was coming up. The weather was very still and bright and beautiful.
Suddenly I felt the urge to get in the sea just to feel how the water touches my skin. I undressed very slowly; it was like the time was standing still.
I played on the beach for a while, run around in the sand and laughed out loud, I didn’t feel alone anymore, it was like someone was there, laughing with me, running with me, holding my hand.I stepped into the water; it felt nicely satisfying and a bit cold. I walked further and further into the deeper sea until the surface reached my waist and I stopped. For a moment I just stood still and closed my eyes, tilted my head back and listened to the sound of the water around me.
Suddenly the sound changed and now I could hear someone whisper so softly and closely to my ear. I could understand what the voice said bud it sounded so gentle and tender that I didn’t dear to open my eyes or move. I just stood still and enjoyed the moment.
Now I felt something brush against my skin, it was as the water had arisen higher and was now surrounding my breasts and rubbing them gently. The feeling rose higher and higher until I felt it on my face, the whispering was still in my ear and although I could understand a word I got more and more exited by the minute just by hearing these gentle words but they were also growing louder and sounded more kinky and arousing.
Now I had reach the point of near-satisfaction and I felt very gentle, very light and out of this world kiss on my lips, it was indescribable and arousing and at the same moment I felt this unbelievable good sensation and got this ultimate fulfillment that is hard to describe in words.
As quickly as it started it was over and everything went still.

2005-10-25T09:47:00.000Z

OK, im gonna tell you now about Hvalfjörður. The weather was fine but rather cold so I decided to take a hike. Then after an hour or so I decide to sit down and eat my picknic. I had just started eating when I felt it...I couldn't beleive it, usually I have to concentrate for a while before anyone comes. I immediately stopped eating and....well I didn't do anything else. He just took control, suddenly I was lying on my back and the next thing I knew he was undressing me. I love this! So I just lay there and all I could do was just to enjoy what was happening to me. His power kept me pinned to the earth and it entered me and exited....And he whispered to me the whole time, what he said is undescribable but it was wonderful in the sexiest way. What more can I say than it was perfect, and it went on and on....

2005-10-24T22:57:00.000Z

Sticker mania. All over Reykjavik.

2005-10-24T18:38:00.000Z

One of the posters I was spreading like a maniac during this weekend.

2005-10-24T12:11:00.000Z

Just found this quote from Tolkien about gender equality among elves: "In all such things not concerned with the bringing forth of children, the neri and nissi (that is, the men and women) of the Eldar are equal...there was less difference in strength and speed between elven-men and elven-women that had not borne child than is seen among mortals."
See...

2005-10-24T08:21:00.000Z

All women and girls, you must go down town at 14:08 today. We have to put a stop to this sexism right now!
If only everybody could be like the elves, they dont even know what sexism means.
See you at Lækjartorg.

2005-10-23T18:46:00.000Z

Just got back from Hvalfjörður. Oh my gosh i cant beleive it! my life is great! Imagine all the people out there that have NEVER slept with an elf. All you inexperienced poor people, go out! Get laid! Was so good. all this energy around me and I couldn't really move...the force pinned me down to the earth and entered me...Perfect hangover sex, I didnt have to do anything. He just...To tired to explain, tell you later. Had so much fun at Nasa yesterday. I brought posters and made paper airplanes from them and everybody was throwing them around. And I went to the bathroom next to stage and somebody had written "Hallgerður writes again..." Almost scary but so cool, its starting to spread...

2005-10-22T17:59:00.000Z

I think I had a little bit too much to drink last nite... feel a bit wasted now. I kind of want to be fit for tomorrows excursion to Hvalfjördur. The elves doesn't like an hung-over-breath... but on the other hand i have the airwaves ticket and I want to see some good concerts. Nasa is the place tonight I guess. Looking forward to Gus Gus. Last nights adventures with putting up stickers everywhere went really good. I was in the bathroom in Gaukurinn overhearing people discussing the phrase "please yoursELF". This made me giggle. But tonight the mission is the posters. I don't know how to stick them on though, the only useful thing I have is tape. Will try this I think. Thinking of just handing them out to people as well. Highlight from yesterday was when one of the mitchell brothers (teddy or tony... can't tell them apart, sorry if you read this teddy/tony) found a sticker in his pocket. Anyway their show was great.

So... I'm really looking forward to tomorrows trip... I want to be touched in those special places ;) and I'm going to say this once and for all: People should go out more in the nature!

2005-10-21T11:58:00.000Z

I'm gonna go out this weekend and spread my blog-address all over reykjavik. I bought the ticket for iceland airwaves:
http://www.icelandairwaves.com/
It's kind of expensive but you can see a LOT of bands. Tonight i'm gonna go to the juliette and the licks concert.. maybe, or just stay at nasa the whole evening... thought I saw my favourite elf lover last night there. Damn I really need to go out in the countryside soon! Too much city-low-life for me now. Maybe sunday is a good day for some steamy action.... maybe I'll go to Hvalfjördur. I'll keep you posted.

2005-10-20T18:44:00.000Z

This is a story that an anonymous elf lover just sent me:
My experience with having sex in Icelandic nature: I was alone walking in Heiðmörk, and not a single person around. There was moonlight and warm. Suddenly this stunning blond elven lady apears right in front of me and whispers to me to follow her! I do that and she leads me to a grassy spot with trees around. We immediately start kissing and touch each other and after that comes the best moment of my life. We just roll around in the wet grass in all these positions only possible for elves...

2005-10-20T12:56:00.000Z

2005-10-20T11:34:00.000Z

this is so cool, I finally have a blog. And its about my favourite interest.