Tuesday, February 06, 2007

An American guy sent me this the other day on myspace, check it out. Proves Im not crazy...or well at least not the only crazy person out there. Ill stop now, just read:

...hmmm,I'm not sure what this 'Glacierpickies' thing is all about but I don't like the sound of it.It definitely does not sound elfish or even remotely Huldufólk to me.I'm sure 'Please yoursElf' must be a fascinating book but are you sure with a title like that you just didn't tell me to please MY-self?
Believe it or not I may have an Icelandic elf connection.I at least have a story...during the early seventies my Mom was a nurse in the U.S. Airforce stationed at Keflavik.Being a sexually liberated young beautiful woman she said she found relations with her boyfriend ,my father, stupid and boring.(When she told me all this she was quite drunk).I remember how taken a back and sickend I was about hearing my Mom talk about sex...I wanted to vomit,trust me!
Anyways,while on leave from the base my Mom and her friend decided to take a road up to Akureyri.Don't ask me how but she also said she had some marijuana,remember this was 1973 or 74' and she was an American...
Well, here it is..along the way they stoped to camp by some river or glacier ,I don't remember which, and that night met some...elfs.I know what your saying Ohhh,Bullshit ,American Johnny! I'm sorry it gets much worse! Not only were they elves but they were guy elves and they smoke and drank and...you guessed it!

... had sex in some flimsy U.S. Airforce tent with my Mom and her friend,this is so fucking gross!


I think they were just high and drunk and met two horny Icelandic sheepherders...

There's more ...I look and act nothing like my Dad and only bear a slight resemblance to my Mom.She would always tell me over Christmas I was 'cute as an elf' and I always hated Santa Clause for paying his employess with left over milk and cookeis.

So if this is all true and if I am half-elven I should have some sort of idea what a 'Glacierpickies' is -I don't.

Like I said...hmmm.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the strangest blog I have ever seen, and I have seen some strange ones O.o

Anyway, where can one find your book in America? I can't seem to find it on any of the search engines? Is it only available in Iceland? I figure if nothing else, it should be a funny read.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You clearly are insane. But I loved reading _all_ of it. It's so funny! Keep it up, maybe another post in May? I really enjoyed it. Really.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really are insane, aren't you? I love it! Can't say I've ever had many dealings with elves, but I can look and learn... ;)

8:20 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...


11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very strange. BUT I LOVE IT

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just found your blog. I think I love you. o.o It's been months since you posted anything. Please come back. :D

7:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

really peculiar blog..the title really caught my attention. my goodness how in the H*ll did you come up with this title.. but anyway, your blog is catchy and the articles are crazy..

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4:56 AM  
Blogger silentdan said...


where to buy your book in Reykjavik or Akureyri???

takk takk og bless


1:43 PM  
Blogger Üks Kõik said...

A guy describes he's encounters with elves. (elves appearing in 3rd chapter and developing furthermore)


2:22 PM  
Blogger Üks Kõik said...

sorry, i mean't the 4th chapter!

2:28 PM  
Blogger MommyHeadache said...

Wow, so you are half-elf....what ethnic minority box are you going to tick on forms now?

2:58 PM  

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3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi my name is spankypants .. i have decided to have some fun and squat on this site .. all comments in 2009 are mine ..so far

7:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay so my name is spanky i found this site and loved it so i am going to reside here for a while .... i have never had sex with elves ( not that i would mind ) the problem is i dont beleive in them at all .. Sad ? perhaps .
i have had self sex many times and never to my detriment , disallowing the time I got caught in the act ..but as I said to the Judge, "its my trial and I'll do what I want to ."

7:45 AM  
Anonymous spankypants said...

i have today decided that i hate Shakira .. I believe that her hips may have been lying for some time, contrary to the song.

She also has hair from the bad side of the eighties.Not that it has always been this way, for a long time i believed her hips and hung on their every move, but then , I noticed....

HER FUCKING HIPS WERE LYING !!! right to my face !! I was shocked but now have taken the only logical course ...I HATE SHAKIRA ( and her misleading hips ) ..

11:49 AM  
Anonymous spankypants said...

I am a dog ..woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof oh bugger thats right im not a dog ...sorry

11:58 AM  
Anonymous spankypants said...

i found the owner of this blog on facebook although she is not having sex with an elf in her profile picture but she looks like she may be about to . Hallgerder please dont take any offence to this .. i just cant help myself .... I'm a sick man ...

12:02 PM  
Anonymous spankypants said...

What is it with golf clothes ???? Its like someone decided one day," You know I dont quite feel stupid enough ."
"why dont you wear some stupid fucking clothes,"
"Capital idea old chap".

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First hit on Google search: This Is Boring. lol!

11:03 PM  
Blogger Andres said...

I met before woman alf. It is nothing strange to meet galactic mixed people all around. They (we) are more than average man or woman can imagine.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous spankypants said...

andres zoran , galactic people ????? have they an allergy related to galactose? mabye they are people from the galaxy .. wouldnt this technically be humans to ? unless it's not our galaxy you speak of..although since you have seen them here i"m guessing it was .

i love you andres ..both of you ..but you broke my heart.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous spankypants said...

hey you wanna know a secret ???? i have two wives, well technically a wife and a girlfreind .. no real humour or even interest in this comment ..its just that i so love to boast ... oh by the way i;m not cheating .. they are best freinds and quite understanding

9:43 AM  
Anonymous spankypants said...

oh neither of them are elves

11:09 AM  
Blogger Andres said...


So we can discuss a lot about it. But for sure are we not alone in Earth. Alfs are been here longer than human, and other galactic civilizations are been here from time to time also long before human can make single step forward.

But people is still walking afterward, I am so sorry for that.

Actually am I not from this space area. Visitor only, but I can understand you and your two woman. I like them too.

3:17 AM  
Blogger Todd said...

Hi Hallgerður

Love your blog... very quirky stuff!

I want to ask you a question... I'm coming to Reykjavik in January 2010 to do an astral projection workshop.

Do you know where I can advertise such events?

The link to the workshop is below...




6:24 PM  
Blogger Andres said...

Hello Tod

You can write me to mail published in video.


There are posibilites that I will get some spiritual tourists to Iceland 15th January. If not ok. Can try to help you on other way.


3:50 AM  
Blogger matt risk said...

i am looking for your book...
I have been a book dealer and have exhausted the old avenues of finding it.
is it still in print? available in canada?

I've seen elves here in canada. in the rockies. a group of little men with wrinkled skin like tree bark. shooting fireworks out of their fingers... I didn't think of sexing it up with them, but it was an intense experience.
anyhow there's a documentary made by the national film board of canada that you might be interested in:

you can watch it there if you like.

thanks for the beautiful blog.
the hulderfolk are happy to be getting so much tail. bless.

12:06 AM  
Blogger m said...

You haven't written on this blog for three years, but PLEASE if you read these comments, let me know where I can find a copy of your book. Or if I can read it online. I beseech you!

I can be reached by e-mail: vicar1inatutu@gmail.com

2:59 AM  
Anonymous benji said...

the rich hunt and kill elves for a price in greenland.. i have footage i wish to expose .. contact me hallgerder .. you know where

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am rich and i've never killed an elf , they are so fast .. i did wound a young elfling a few years ago .. but it was seriously a lucky shot .

1:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe your mom had sex with Legolas and Frodo ;)))

2:56 PM  
Anonymous ian said...

Holy crap that's amazing. I have hard a lot carrier true stories. I have been in love with icelandic elves ever since I heard of them and believe what I hear. I'm very interested in what you have to say and have many questions for you!

I appreciate really appreciate an email if you could!


12:39 PM  
Anonymous Legolas said...

This is my number, for everyone who wants some elveliciuos fun:

3:41 PM  
Anonymous kiwi said...

If you ever come back to check these comments, I have two questions. :)
I was really curious to know if you ever had sex with the same elf more than once, and also, if you ever made friends with one? It seems that if I was able to meet elves, I would love to hear everything they would have to say and would love to befriend them, not just have sex, but that's just me. :P

4:27 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I have only seen it in reykyavik. That's where I got my book.

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